Political Shit. Bureaucracy: I don't care if shit happens as long as you fill out the forms. Capitalism: The more shit, the more profit. Commercialism: Let's package this shit. Communism: it's everybody's shit. Diplomacy: let's pretend shit doesn't happen. Liberalism: Let shit happen. patriotism: Better our shit than anyone else's. politics: if shit happens, make a deal with it. Racism: White shit happens to me; brown shit happens to you. Socialism: My shit is your shit. Tax office: Shit happens if you're on our shit list. Military: Attention! Shit will happen; HAPPEN!
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches