Wine is different from beer, but booze is booze. We aren't fooled by the snooty ladies at the art show. Sure, they are drinking something that costs more than our paycheck, but in the end, they are no different from the beer-chuggers at the sports bar. And, because booze is booze, drunk is drunk. Even if our cars are different, we're all driving to the same place: TipsyTown.
Give the wine lover in your life a classy birthday card from NobleWorks Cards this year and let the party begin. Birthday cards with a wine theme are popular and our card will provide plenty of laughs. Designed by the excellent artisans at Ephemera, this funny wine birthday card has a saucy, sassy bouquet with notes of recycled paper, droppings from prize bulls of the Chardonnay region and tannins. (We don't know what tannins are, but they are in every wine review we've ever read, so maybe tannins are grapes?)
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches