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Preparing For Hell: Funny Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 0674
Cover Reads: Hot Flashes Are God's Little Way Of Preparing You For Hell.
Inside Reads: Have A Happy Birthday. It'll Be Over In A Flash.
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Occasion: Birthday

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Any woman that has an inkling of how much torture 'Hot Flashes' are will love and agree with this funny Birthday card by NobleWorks. Whether they are 30 0r 60, if they've experienced the extreme boiling of their blood that causes them to throw all the covers on their partner in the middle of the night, or felt the blood rush to their faces, they will definitely agree that "This has got to be God's way of preparing them for Hell!" And that says nothing of the horrid mood swings, irrationality, or any other of the necessary evils that comes along with this change. So give that special lady in your life a Birthday card that's sure to let her know you totally understand and wish her a quick cooling.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Preparing For Hell Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Ephemera
Credit: Art by (c) Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: May 15, 2008
UPC: 745469006742
Availability: In Stock
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