Midlife Yoga Poses: Funny Birthday Jumbo Greeting Card
Item #: J7312BDG-US
Cover Reads:
Midlife Yoga Poses: I dropped my keys and can't get up. When did I get flabby elbows? Ready for my mammogram. Trying to scrape off chin hairs with the floor. My spine compressed, so I can't reach things. I now have bat wings--ready for takeoff. I pray no one can see I peed a little. Finally...a nap.
Inside Reads:
Hope this year shapes up to be your best! Happy Birthday From All of Us
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Occasion: Birthday
A series of hugely hysterical, but realistic, yoga poses for the middle aged are cartoon pictured to enormously witty and helpful effect on this extra large Birthday joke card. No need to try to remember all those actual, strange yoga pose names - since everyone's memory is probably slipping anyway - when everybody has this near geriatric giant guide to use and hand out to exercise buddies, and anybody else age appropriate celebrating yet another epic Birthday. Not for the feint of heart; but yes, for those with a finely tuned, flexible, supersized sense of humor.
Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
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Midlife Yoga Poses
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Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
© 2023 Terri Libenson, Dist. by King Features Syndicate
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
January 31, 2023
UPC:
745469278156
Availability:
In Stock
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