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Getting Too Old: Funny Birthday Giant Card for Women

Item #: J7239BDG-US
Cover Reads:
Everyday I understand the phrase "We're getting too old for this shit" on a deeper level.
Inside Reads:
You're never too old to have a Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday From All of Us
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JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.98

A classy, brown-haired lady sitting in a blue and gold upholstered chair ponders a piece of profane advice on a different plane as she ages; on this classic, hilarious, huge, profound, big B-Day greeting card. Brightly and beautifully rendered, and bowel-movingly captioned, this large, lovely, laugh-out-loud, philosophical card is fit for anybody caught up in the aging and gauging process, but still has there crap together to some degree. Do be fickle and fecal when it comes to selecting massive Birthday cards, and secrete and excrete this epic one on out to somebody special.

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Getting Too Old
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Verse by Sarah Berryman
Paper Stock:
North American based and printed on FSC certified paper.
Introduced:
May 15, 2019
UPC:
745469238150
Availability:
In Stock
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