Steal Food At Work: Funny Birthday Jumbo Card

Item #: J4021BDG
Cover Reads:
And Today's Winner Of A Special Place In Hell Is... People Who Steal Food Out Of The Fridge At Work And Then Say... Hey! I Didn't See Anybody's Name On It!
Inside Reads:
Of Course The Fridge At Work Should Be Considered A Free All-You-Can-Eat Buffet. Seriously, Everybody Put That Food In There Just For You, So Go Right Ahead And Enjoy. And, When You're Done, Just Leave The Mess And We'll Clean It Up For You! Happy Birthday!
Select Quantity:
JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.62

We all know, and secretly hate, that gluttonous workmate who steals food out of the company fridge and then claims innocence by saying 'Hey! I didn't see anybody's name on it!' This funny Jumbo Size Birthday Card preserves a special place in Hell for that frequent food-filcher, with a colorful cartoon of said eats-thief on the outside and a tirade on the equally light green inside. Now, that's telling 'im or 'er! Along with telling that special someone 'Happy Birthday!' on their special day. The card is sure to steal a laugh or two, foodie or no.

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Steal Food At Work
Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Cartoon by Mike Shiell
Paper Stock:
Printing on recycled paper
December 15, 2016
In Stock