Here's Your Card: Funny Birthday Extra Large Card for Women

B-Day cards don't come any more direct, delightful, sassy, saucy, super-sized, stylish and hugely hilarious than this lay-it-on-the-line and pour-me-another giant greeting card. A lovely lady in a fashionable green dress raises a martini glass and makes with something less than a tasteful toast on the front of the big, bright red, banner strung card. And said snooty, snockered, gorgeous gal returns on the inside of the epic card, as well, to make sure everybody's favorite bitch gets the year-older glad tidings gargantuan message they so richly deserve.