We'd like to think there's a pretty good reason the epic Bible doesn't mention anything about Jesus' teen years. We haven't exactly read that big book cover to cover, but we know in one chapter Jesus is 12, then out of nowhere, he's all grown and old enough to get a discount on car insurance. What happened to his teen years? He probably talked a lot like this giant card depicts. Perfect for super mothers who are as irreverent as they are loving, this funny, enormous card helps remind Mom that she needs to chill out and have a good time on her awesome Birthday.