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Cursing Is Good: Humor Birthday Card

Item #: C9365BDG
Cover Reads:
You know what's good about being old? Not a goddamn motherf'ing thing. Except the cursing. The cursing's good.
Inside Reads:
Wishing you a motherf'ing good birthday!
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Let the curse words fly! You're old enough! An elderly lady in a colorful cowgirl outfit delivers that motherF'ing good news for the hilarious benefit of any elder you know turning another year older. This funny, foul-mouthed, obscenity-laden B-Day joke greeting card will put a warm smile on their (wrinkled) face, we swear to it!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Cursing Is Good
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
January 4, 2021
UPC:
745469256109
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
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100% Recommend this product (7 of 7 responses)
By Sue D.
Lees Summit MO
Funny as all get out
June 2, 2026
Funny as all get out
By Felicia
Connecticut
So funny
May 31, 2026
This one is perfect for one of my good friends. Love it!
By Dana
Eugene Or
Hilarious
May 29, 2026
This card is so great and funny, I want to send it to everyone I know!
Pros
  • Perfect for growing older!
Cons
  • None
By Phillip
Salt Lake City
Excellent birthday card!
February 13, 2026
Great artwork and birthday message!
By Nancy
Breezy Point NY
Hysterical
December 25, 2025
One of my favorites
By Catherine
Brooklyn, NY
Hysterical Card
December 8, 2025
I laugh every time I send this card to someone. I think it’s so funny and unexpected.
Pros
  • It makes everyone laugh.
By Brad
Texas
Great card!
June 16, 2021
This card sums up my approach to life perfectly! Couldn't have said it better myself!