Side Effects: Funny Birthday Card for Women

Yes, age is just a number, as they say. It's all the collateral body and mental damage that comes with getting older which presents all the problems. Exhibit A (yi-yi!): the angry old lady in the billowing bouffont and strangling strands of pearls pictured for witty warning effect on this funny Birthday card. Any of your female or male friends, relatives or workmates getting on in years will be able to relate to and laugh along with this hysterically powerful and devastating portrayal of inelegant elderliness.