Awake At Midnight: Hilarious New Year Printed Card

As you age, New Year's Eve becomes less and less of a big deal; more of an unwanted reminder of another year passing than cause for celebratory partying. So, for all those older folks you know, help them still happily and humorously ring in the New Year (even if they don't stay up late enough to truly mark the actual date switch) by gifting them the funny and punny Happy New Year joke card available here. Featuring colorful confetti and balloons, a glass of champagne, a handsomely dressed owl and a pair of hysterical punch lines, this New Year gag greeting will at least get that mature friend's, relative's or colleague's New Annum off to a gushingly great and garrulous start.