Hitting the Big 5-0 gives one pause for thought; which quickly gives way to rueful musing about just where all the years F'ing went! But don't worry about it too much, just pour out the bubbly, get dolled up, hang out the colorful decorations, sit on the pink couch, and celebrate like you don't give a F*#k that you're getting seriously aged. This charming card delivers the gift of laughter and good cheer to anyone growing white-haired and F'ing old.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches