Social Security Benefits: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: C6970BDG
Cover Reads:
Friends With Social Security Benefits
Inside Reads:
You're still my best friend. Happy Birthday!
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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Hey, when you're a senior living on a fixed income, sometimes it makes smart sense to pool your pension with someone of the opposite sex - and if you can have a little actual sex on the side, all the better. Two sexy, colorful, sandaled old-timers hilariously hold hands on a park bench, marking and making time with one another to their mutual money and monkey business B-Day benefit. Old friends are the best friends, after all; and if they have some small amount of cash and carnal appetite left, hallelujah!

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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Social Security Benefits
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Martin Bucella
Paper Stock:
Printing on recycled paper
Introduced:
December 14, 2018
UPC:
745469231243
Availability:
In Stock