Quickie Quiche: Funny Birthday Card

Poor guy. It's probably a good thing that the menu didn't have spotted dick on it. We'd rather have a quickie than quiche any day. Isn't a quiche just a thick omelet, anyway? Talk about a letdown.

Part of our Talk Bubbles line of funny birthday cards, this Quickie Quiche card features a healthy serving of adult humor perfect for friends who appreciate a good, dirty joke. This black-and-white, retro birthday card has to be pronounced "fun, funny and full of birthday good cheer." Serve it up to somebody special on their big day, and see if they don't say the same. Of course, if they want a birthday quiche, it might be time to find a new friend. Seriously, quiche is such a weird food.