Welcome to AARP: Humor Birthday Card

There's no mistaking the message delivered on the Welcome to AARP Birthday Humor Card, even for the age-related vision impaired. It's spelled out with big, bold blue, red and black letters, on a bright white background, right in the birthday celebrant's face: now that you've turned 50, 'BIG WELCOME TO AARP.' Not so subtle, but truly funny, this card serves as both a 'Happy Birthday' greeting for the fifty year old, and certification of their pre-authorized qualification for membership in AARP.