Vodka Mom: Hilarious Birthday Mother Paper Card

Any honest mother will tell you, they have three choices when it comes to cooling off in the midst of a heated family situation: water, ice or vodka. So it is with the frazzled mom portrayed on the hilarious Vodka Mom Birthday Mother Joke Card. She's reaching for the best option given the particular demanding, argumentative family moment; and just like this greeting card, it's the right choice. Give Mom some much-needed and appreciated good cheer on her birthday by gifting her this funny, colorful and to the point card - guaranteed to go down smooth.