We all know, and secretly hate, that gluttonous workmate who steals food out of the company fridge and then claims innocence by saying 'Hey! I didn't see anybody's name on it!' This funny Birthday Card preserves a special place in Hell for that frequent food-filcher, with a colorful cartoon of said eats-thief on the outside and a tirade on the equally light green inside. Now, that's telling 'im or 'er! Along with telling that special someone 'Happy Birthday!' on their special day. The card is sure to steal a laugh or two, foodie or no.