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Not Hot Flashes: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Women

Item #: C3543BDG
Cover Reads:
So they weren't hot flashes after all, just my tits in my coffee.
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday, booby!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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For the love of decency, and safety, it's called a "bra," Granny! Use one and you might avoid the singed saggers in the future. For everyone else celebrating a Birthday, dangle them out this pointedly funny card and watch them heat up with laughter. It's pointed humor that pokes fun at the sometimes dangerous and deranged process of aging.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Not Hot Flashes
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper
Introduced:
May 15, 2020
UPC:
745469249156
Availability:
In Stock
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