Eff Off: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Some people just don't like birthdays. Another year older, another year of not accomplishing whatever they wanted, another step closer to the grave - whatever their beef at B-Day celebratory parties, this is the colorful, off-color, clever, classic card for them. A lovely, black-haired, blue-eyed, bejeweled woman, on a tasteful taupe background, gets wished a pleasant salutation and retaliates with a sardonic F bomb. Humorous, haughty, and making no bones about it, this is the perfectly pitched and pictured card for all those you know who aren't so much enjoying another birthday as enduring or ignoring it.