Beluga whales have high school reunions. Don't believe it? Just watch the pod-cast of one. On this bright purple Funny Birthday Card white beluga whales reconnect at their 25th high school reunion. The balloons are set up, the drinks are being two-fluked, and the herring is going fast. And the rather distressing truth is realized: 'We all got fat and bald!!!' Not like the recipient of this whale of a birthday card, of course.