Jealous Bull: Funny Birthday Greeting Card - Cow/Bull
Item #: C2595BDG
Cover Reads:
Touch My Wife's Tits One More Time And I'll Kill You!
Inside Reads:
It's Your Birthday ... Milk It For All It's Worth! Happy Birthday
Occasion: Birthday
Jealousy is a powerful emotion and can have dire consequences as this hilarious cartoon by Dan Collins implies. The bull doesn't like what he sees as the farmer with milking stool and pail in hand approaches the cow. The inside message plays out the joke along with wishes for a happy birthday.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Jealous Bull
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
May 30, 2016
UPC:
745469032925
Availability:
In Stock
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By THOMAS
Clearwater Beach, FL
Still laughing
July 26, 2026
We have a group of people that get together once a month to share a common birthday for that month. This card was the "hit" for the group, everyone wanted to know where I got it.
Pros
- GREAT laugh
Cons
- Could be considered a bit off for someone
By Bill
A stool at a Las Vegas blackjack table.
An assault on the senses
January 25, 2026
Decades ago, I remember seeing those weird Collins cartoons in Hustler Magazine (which I always bought just for the articles). I thought his work was strange, irreverent, and very disturbing...so disturbing that I ended up getting a monthly subscription (for a friend). Nice to see the sicko is still at it, so I bought some of his cards from NobleWorks in order to offend any and all visitors to my house. Must have worked, nobody comes by any more.
By MOMINALABAMA
Tuscaloosa, AL
Love Noble Cards
January 23, 2026
So so many funny funny funny cards--So many cards- So little time!
By Dustin
Montana
Loved it
February 27, 2020
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