Peggy Is A Wh*re: Humor Birthday Card

Do you know someone who is a bit, er, promiscuous? If so, here is the perfect B-day card to handle this delicate situation. As always with our cards, you can expect a total lack of taste equaled only by the loads of laughs this card is sure to get. Here's a perfect card to give to that special friend or family member of yours that will garner its share of attention on their big day. Let her know that you understand what she really is and her secret to all the attention she gets. If she has a good sense of humor, she will laugh right along with you. If not, well, so much for your friendship. Ah, well, there are plenty more like her. Bright red with blue and pink dresses - classy yet crass.