If only dogs could talk, what profound things they could tell us. Or not. They 'are' dogs, after all. Like the cute little brown wiener dog who's giving voice to its deepest thoughts on the Tickle My Nipples Funny Birthday Card. Not exactly philosophy for the ages. But hey, what do you expect from a low-slung mutt with a pea-sized brain playing in the grass. Tits someone's birthday, so bark out your birthday greeting with this canine-wise card!
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches