Hamsters, apparently, suffer from the same sort of failed exercise resolutions that more (r)evolved humans do. As colorfully pictured on the Hamster Wheel Birthday Card from NobleWorks. Their irate owner has purchased the chubby brown and yellow hamsters a wheel for exercise purposes, and now, instead of running their fat furry asses off on it, all it's become is just another place to hang hamster clothes. Tell someone special to 'Hang in there and have a Happy Birthday!' in a wheely cute way with this card.