Not Today: Hysterical Chanukah Greeting Card

Jolly Old Saint Nick gets served up a gift delivery postponement notice on the funny Happy Hanukkah card on sale here. It's strictly Hebrew for the Eight Days and Nights High Holy Holidays, emphasized with a nine candle lit menorah fitted with a Star of David, strategically positioned in a Jewish family's chimney to prevent Father Christmas from dropping in unexpectedly. All those Israelites you know who celebrate Chanukah will get a good, pleasing, ho and hilarious laugh upon being gifted the garrulous no Claus slide zone gag greeting.