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After 69: Humorous Birthday Milestone Paper Card

Item #: C10667MBG
Cover Reads:
What comes after 69? Mouthwash!
Inside Reads:
It all adds up to a Happy 70th Birthday!
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Even at seventy, you're not too old to learn something new! Especially when it's spiced with saucy innuendo! Liven up the 70th Birthday party of any septuagenarian friend, relative or coworker you know by gifting that well aged, wonderfully humored, young at heart man or woman the hilarious, retro, raunchy Happy Seventieth Birthday card available here. They'll savor the naughty, sassy, smarty pants schoolhouse joking and cake imagery and gag line, served up special for their especially Big 7 - 0!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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After 69
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
February 27, 2026
UPC:
745469298529
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In Stock
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By Rick
Orlando, FL
Spit in Father Times eye!
September 7, 2026
A great card to send to your turning-70 boomer friends who remember the wild 1960's and haven't lost their sense of humor. Everyone cool will love it and guaranteed to be the funniest card they get!
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  • Not for squares, prudes, or the tragically unhip!