Horse Teeth - 70: Funny Milestone Birthday Greeting Card

Smile, you're seventy years old! That's what you'll be saying and giving to all those somewhat elderly people you know who are celebrating their milestone seventieth, when you gift them the hee-haw hilarious, huge-choppered 70th Birthday card on sale here. Those grinning septuagenarians will be spitting up their dentures with open-mouthed, unbridled hysterics when they get a good look at the humorously toothy imagery and day-old joke caption featured on this funny, wiseass, big 7-0 Birthday greeting. Complete with a horseshoe-shaped iced and candled Birthday cake inside.