Horse Teeth - 70: Funny Milestone Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: C10250MBG
Cover Reads:
Long in the tooth? You don't look a day over 25,550 days.
Inside Reads:
Happy 70th birthday, no horsing around!
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Smile, you're seventy years old! That's what you'll be saying and giving to all those somewhat elderly people you know who are celebrating their milestone seventieth, when you gift them the hee-haw hilarious, huge-choppered 70th Birthday card on sale here. Those grinning septuagenarians will be spitting up their dentures with open-mouthed, unbridled hysterics when they get a good look at the humorously toothy imagery and day-old joke caption featured on this funny, wiseass, big 7-0 Birthday greeting. Complete with a horseshoe-shaped iced and candled Birthday cake inside.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Horse Teeth - 70
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Artist:
Nobleworks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Verse by Laird Long
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
January 13, 2023
UPC:
745469276374
Availability:
In Stock
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