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BedTimeStory.com: Humor Birthday Card

Item #: 9769
Cover Reads:
Okay, You're All Hooked Up To Bedtimestory.Com. If You Need Anything, I've Got Drinkofwater.Com And Ihadabaddream.Com Bookmarked.
Inside Reads:
Haveahappybirthday.Com
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For parents who rely on the Internet to babysit their kids, The Bedtimestory.Com Birthday Joke Card from NobleWorks skewers the absentee Mom or Dad who doesn't care enough to give their own time. Humor with a piercing edge is what this cover illustration by Dan Piraro provides. The father in this cartoon can't seem to wait to leave junior at bedtime, probably so Dad can get back to Facebook, Instagram or porn surfing himself. If you think the birthday parent of honor can handle it, this card is hilarious.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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BedTimeStory.com
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Bizarro by Dan Piraro
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Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced:
January 15, 2015
UPC:
745469097696
Availability:
In Stock
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