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Birthday Golfing Tips: Humorous Birthday Greeting Card

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Item #: 9002
Cover Reads: Birthday Golfing Tips. Use Your Wood Often! Grip The Shaft Firmly! Don't Choke Near The Hole!
Inside Reads: And Don't Forget To Wash Your Balls! Happy Birthday!

Occasion: Birthday

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Question: Where will you use your wood, before stroking your shaft and after you've washed your balls, then pray you don't choke? The golf course, of course. Where else can people tell other people to keep their heads down and spread their legs a bit without getting arrested for sex crimes? Our favorite is listening to guys talk about a golfer's incredible length, or how to use a soft grip on the shaft for a smooth stroke - perfect way to get in the hole.

It makes sense that golf courses offer some of the greatest innuendos in history, because golf courses are where millions of people get screwed regularly. Your golfing friends will appreciate this dirty birthday card. They'll laugh so hard they will be exhausted, kind of like how they can barely walk after 18 holes.

Now go enjoy a birthday foursome and score.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Birthday Golfing Tips Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Dick Chodkowski
Credit: Art by Dick Chodkowski
Paper Stock: Recycled paper
Introduced: June 01, 2014
UPC: 745469090024
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (8 of 8 responses)
By Pam
Kansas
funny birthday card
September 26, 2020
Slightly naughty--perfect for golfers
ProsFunny
ConsNone
By Rick
Neenah, WI
A Great Card for the Golf Fan...with an Edge
July 21, 2020
This card cracked me up and the recipient, a friend who is a golfing fanatic, loved it! It's message with a ribald twist adds to the humor. I only bought one of this card, but will be ordering it again for some other golf buddies who enjoy a good double enendre.
ProsFunny. Nice art work. Perfect for the golfer who enjoys a good double entendre.
By Joyce Kenna
Stuart Fl
Great for golfer
March 8, 2020
Love you cards
By Dee
Florida
Priceless
February 16, 2020
Great for the golfer in your life
By Morton
Danville, CA
PERF3ECT FOR ALL MY GOLF BUDDIES
September 12, 2019
Bought a bunch of these to share with my golf buddies.
By Mary Waddell
Whitestown Indiana
Sweet
September 2, 2019
Funny card
ProsGood for golfers
ConsNone
By Dina
Pittsburgh, PA
Hilarious!
June 28, 2018
This card is perfect for the golfing guys in your life! They’ll really get a good laugh reading this card.
By Bing
CA
Hilarious
March 16, 2018
Hilarious card! Got for a friend and he loved it!!
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