Birthday Golfing Tips: Humorous Birthday Greeting Card

Humorous Birthday Greeting Card by Dick Chodkowski from NobleWorksCards.com - Birthday Golfing Tips image 1Humorous Birthday Greeting Card by Dick Chodkowski from NobleWorksCards.com - Birthday Golfing Tips image 2
Inside Reads:
And Don't Forget To Wash Your Balls! Happy Birthday!
free shipping
Item #: 9002
Cover Reads:  Birthday Golfing Tips. Use Your Wood Often! Grip The Shaft Firmly! Don't Choke Near The Hole!
Inside Reads:  And Don't Forget To Wash Your Balls! Happy Birthday!
Availability:  In Stock
3.75
The more you buy of this same card, the more you save!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
QuantityPrice
1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
JUMBO GREETED version (8.5" x 11")
QuantityPrice
1 - 2$8.99 ea.
3+$5.99 ea.
Question: Where will you use your wood, before stroking your shaft and after you've washed your balls, then pray you don't choke? The golf course, of course. Where else can people tell other people to keep their heads down and spread their legs a bit without getting arrested for sex crimes? Our favorite is listening to guys talk about a golfer's incredible length, or how to use a soft grip on the shaft for a smooth stroke - perfect way to get in the hole.

It makes sense that golf courses offer some of the greatest innuendos in history, because golf courses are where millions of people get screwed regularly. Your golfing friends will appreciate this dirty birthday card. They'll laugh so hard they will be exhausted, kind of like how they can barely walk after 18 holes.

Now go enjoy a birthday foursome and score.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Birthday Golfing Tips Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Red Rocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Dick Chodkowski
Credit: Art by Dick Chodkowski
Paper Stock: Recycled paper
Introduced: June 01, 2014
UPC: 745469090024
Recently Viewed
free shipping! even a single card
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
5.0
2 Reviews
5
100% (2)
4
0% (0)
3
0% (0)
2
0% (0)
1
0% (0)
100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Dina
Pittsburgh, PA
June 28, 2018
Hilarious!
This card is perfect for the golfing guys in your life! They’ll really get a good laugh reading this card.
By Bing
CA
March 16, 2018
Hilarious
Hilarious card! Got for a friend and he loved it!!
free shipping
Join and $AVE! Join our funny cards mailing list for special offers!