Turning 30 can be perceived by many as reaching a much anticipated milestone in one's life. It can be anticipated with great joy and excitement. It can also be one of those much dreaded Birthdays where a person can want to disappear and not give anyone a chance to do something stupid like, throw them a party. No matter which way your soon to be 30 year old friend looks at their special day, you can be relieved in knowing this funny Birthday wish card may be just what they need. Whether their anticipation towards it is dread or excitement, the fact that you are reconfirming that they have their whole life ahead of them will be reassuring. It won't take long for you to figure out which way they was perceiving their special day...The fact you just called them a 'Bitch', will let you know almost immediately.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches