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Going to Die: Humorous Birthday Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 8547
Cover Reads: Your Husband's Life Is In Jeopardy And Hemust Relieve His Stress, Which Means Sex Whenever The Urge Strikes Him! Same Goes For Backrubs And Other Forms Of Pampering!
Inside Reads: So...What Did The Doctor Tell You? You're Going To Die! Hope Your Birthday Is To Die For. Happy Birthday!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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Humorous Birthday Printed Greeting Card by Randall McIlwaine from - Going to Die image 1Humorous Birthday Printed Greeting Card by Randall McIlwaine from - Going to Die image 2

Occasion: Birthday

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Ladies, if you have been married for many years, you can show your husband just how much you love him with the Going to Die birthday card from Noble Works Cards. Chances are your intention is not to appear on an episode of Snapped, but there is a possibility that your spouse will die laughing after reading this card.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Going to Die Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Randall McIlwaine
Credit: Cartoon by Randy Mcilwaine
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: November 15, 2010
UPC: 745469085471
Availability: In Stock
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By Marty
Delray Beach, FL
October 10, 2020
Funniest birthday card ever!
Everyone I send this to, man or woman, loves it.
ProsReally funny without being gross
ConsSo funny that all other cards pale in comparison
By Nancy
July 18, 2020
Under the Bus
Tells exactly how much you care!
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