No Lobster: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Poor kid! The vintage young man colorfully portrayed on this hilarious Birthday retro card is learning all about the "three no's" of dating, the hard and humorous way. Any of your adult friends, family members and coworkers richly celebrating a Birthday will also get the picture and lesson showcased on the hysterical Birthday greeting, and love it and laugh at it. So, say "Yes!" to this humorous no cash, no crustacean, no c*#t card, and make someone special you know have an affirmingly and ecstatically amusing and joyful Happy Birthday.