Wake Up You Pee: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: 8090
Cover Reads:
Homies Ask Wassuup. Muthas Say Shut Up. Chicks Like To Dress Up. Dudes Like To Hook Up. Tots Can't Wait To Grow Up. Fogies Start To Slow Up. And When It's Time To Wake Up...
Inside Reads:
U.P. Don't Piss Another Year Away! Happy Birthday!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Stand alone in a crowd with a unique Birthday Greeting card from NobleWorks. Let someone know not to 'Piss Away another Year'... Instead they should make the most of it. Start by enlightening them on the different reasons to 'Wake Up', and different ways to say 'Wass Up', along with why Dudes like to 'Hook Up', and Chicks like to 'Dress Up'. In other words, you can be an 'Educated Smartass' with all your information 'Up'-Takes on life. At least you will be able to make them smile until you come to the part about why they might be 'Slowing Up'.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Wake Up You Pee
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
December 15, 2011
UPC:
745469080902
Availability:
In Stock
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