What woman wouldn't like to receive this 'Penis Lift' card for her Birthday? Of course it might piss off her real man as she sits staring at this firm ass all day. Not too many men keep this stunning physic, and even fewer can boast about the ability to lift this kind of weight with their penis. Just remind them that there is really no harm in looking. Now fantasizing about touching and rubbing may be considered borderline cheating since they can tell by her gaze that she wouldn't be able to resist if he was in front of her. But it is her Birthday! So give her a card from NobleWorks that you know she's going to enjoy.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches