There's nothing quite like making a noise to try and distract someone from the fact that you let a fart. Whistling, clearing your throat or even fake coughing might help you get by with slipping one out now and then. Unless you're like this goldfish and actually blow bubbles out your ass. Or maybe it's just the two of you and your fart happens to be rather smelly. In that case, you might as well give it up... Cause you're busted! Give one of your 'Fartin' friends this funny Birthday cards from NobleWorks to help them celebrate with some laughter.