Four Hours: Funny Birthday Card for Men

Item #: 7796
Cover Reads:
If I Have An Erection That Lasts More Than Four Hours, I'm Holding A Press Conference.
Inside Reads:
Have A Happy Birthday, You Lucky Stiff.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Don't let another friend's, relative's or workmate's Birthday go by with another limp, lame, soft on humor Birthday card. Instead, inject some stimulating hilarity and a hard dose of delight into that adult man or woman's birth anniversary by prescribing them the amusing and appealing Birthday greeting available here. This garrulous joke card is guaranteed to generate good cheer, goodwill and good feelings, erect long lasting ecstatic excitement and enthusiasm for anybody's Happy Birthday party.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Four Hours
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
September 15, 2007
UPC:
745469077964
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In Stock
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