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Tourettes Restaurant: Humorous Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 7724
Cover Reads: Tourette's
Inside Reads: Have A Goddamn Happy Fucking Birthday! Motherfucker!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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Humorous Birthday Paper Greeting Card by Tom Cheney from - Tourettes Restaurant image 1Humorous Birthday Paper Greeting Card by Tom Cheney from - Tourettes Restaurant image 2

Occasion: Birthday

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Yeah, yeah, Tourette's disease isn't all about uncontrollable profanity, it's about involuntary movements as well, and we really should be more sensitive, blah blah blah. Tom Cheney's hilarious cartoon may not be medically accurate, but we didn't hire him for his ability to read We hired him because he has a wonderfully twisted sense of humor that has put him in demand at The New Yorker, Mad Magazine and National Lampoon.

Sure, it takes a sick sense of humor to laugh at Tourette's sufferers. But there are some sick people in the world, with some of them working at NobleWorks Cards. And a lot of those sick-minded people can be found in your friends list. This naughty card contains language and humor that is appropriate for those sick-minded, politically incorrect, freak friends of yours, and they'll love getting this hilarious birthday card from you.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Tourettes Restaurant Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Tom Cheney
Credit: Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock: Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced: December 15, 2011
UPC: 745469077247
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (9 of 9 responses)
By philip
san francisco
July 18, 2020
peed my pants laughing
get hysterical every time i read it
By Nikko
June 14, 2020
Loved it
I loved the card and most importantly the recipient loved it. He called me to inform me that my card was by far the best card of 22 that he received this year. I am honored.
By HoustonBeerMan
May 3, 2020
High Quality, Low price
Love these cards. Much better quality than cards in the store at a better price. Ship quick too.
ProsHigh quality Low price
ConsHave to wait a few days
By Brad
March 12, 2020
Great for a teenager
My teenage nephew loves this type of humor so this is a great card to send a 15-year-old. And, an unexpected "plus" was how completely horrified both of his grandmothers were when he opened it!
By Kathleen
November 30, 2019
Tourette’s Restaurant Card
The person I purchased this for loved the card & thought it was hilarious, I love to purchase my cards from noble works cards, shipping is fast & the packaging is great.
By itisntme
Framingham, MA
June 6, 2019
Hilariously crude. Perfect for my potty-mouth friend.
ProsGets an LOL
ConsCannot be given to just anyone.
By Pam
March 3, 2019
F***ing hilarious!
Great quality product with a sense of humor!
By Sue
October 8, 2018
Totally disrespectful
This card is not for anyone with any kind of ethics! But very funny for the rest of us. I gave this to my son-in-law and he loved it. But then he is as twisted as I am!
By ferlazzo
schenectady, NY
September 11, 2018
im hungry
i want to go to this restaurant!! lol
Prosmy favorite
free shipping
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