All those years watching your Pop read the paper every day you thought it was to keep up with the news and events. So you've finally figured out the real reason he reads it...maybe it's time you let him know that you understand now. At the very least, you will ensure that dear ol' Pop gets a good laugh on his special day. Sometimes that's all we can hope for. After he gets a good laugh then you can bring him more papers to look through for your names as you wish him a Happy Father's Day.