You can give this funny Birthday greeting card from NobleWorks to any woman that spends anytime at all in her kitchen. Of course, you may stir up some sass depending on how they take the joke. They probably already know that you a little bit of a smart ass, so give them a card that fits your personality. Once they figure out that you are saying they are better at organizing their similar things together than actually preparing the meals, you may end up going hungry for a while. But whatever you do, make sure that they understand clearly that you called them an 'aggregator' and not an 'aggravator'.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches