Lie About Age: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

It always pays to tell the truth; and in some cases, like when it comes to honestly admitting how old you actually are, it's your freedom fighting, patriotic, democracy devoted duty! At least, that's the explosively hilarious joke suggestion on the dangerously humorous Birthday card available here. You'll be helping to ensure that somebody's Birthday party is a no holds barred blast when you gift that well, truly and openly aged person this dynamite gag Birthday greeting.