Fart Poem: Humor Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 5628
Cover Reads:
The Silent Fart Is Blamed On The Dog. The Stink Bomb Fart Emits A Hazy Fog. The Holy Fart Like Incense Permeates Your Pew. The Coffee Fart Is Kind'a Deep And Dark Dank Brew. The Hip Hop Fart Has A Beat That Makes You Dance. Vibrating Farts Are Like A Party In Your Pants. The Trumpet Fart Is Blown Out Really Hard...
Inside Reads:
The Old Fart Is You Reading This Card. Happy Birthday From The Bottom Of My Fart.
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Why are we embarrassed by farts? There’s no reason for it, because we all do it.

This hilarious Birthday Fart Poem card from NobleWorks Cards will be enjoyed and shared by many several times over. After reading it at the party, everyone will be talking about their smelly farts. You may be surprised at some of the stories you will hear. People will admit to letting the most horrible smelling farts in the craziest places. After all, sometimes you can't leave the room to let a fart.

Part of our Talk Bubbles line, this dirty birthday card is one of many that features adult humor that would never be found in the grocery store’s card selection. And, like we said, it’s perfect for reading aloud. Before you finish, your friends will admit to which kind of farts they pinch out in a pinch. And, perfectly, it ends with a way to gas the birthday boy or girl with a reminder about their age.

This card is printed on FSC-certified paper in the U.S., and is available with free shipping and bulk discounts.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Fart Poem
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
July 15, 2011
UPC:
745469056280
Availability:
In Stock
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