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No Merlot Poem: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: 5618
Cover Reads:
A Fine Wine Matures With Age, At Least That's What We're Told. Although You've Aged Another Year, You're No Merlot…
Inside Reads:
Just Fucking Old. Pop The Cork...It's Your Birthday!
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The cork background on this wine-themed card gives it some real authenticity that everyone from oenophiles to plain lushes will appreciate. Plus, who doesn't like rhymes and cursing? This card is a perfect tribute to anyone celebrating a birthday who may have trouble keeping a bottle of merlot around for an entire year.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
No Merlot Poem
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
July 15, 2011
UPC:
745469056181
Availability:
In Stock
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By larry
waukegan, IL
cards
December 24, 2020
best cards ever
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