Dentist Say: Funny Birthday Paper Card

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GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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1$4.49 ea.
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Item #: 5585
Cover Reads: My Gynecologist Says I Can't Have Sex For At Least 3 Weeks. What Did Your Dentist Say?
Inside Reads: I Say: Open Wide And Have A Happy Birthday.

Occasion: Birthday

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Hooray for husbands, who are always thinking about the big picture and what really matters. This funny birthday card is from our Talk Bubbles line, which mashes sweet, innocent art from yesteryear with the dirty, sexy thoughts of modern life. It's printed on recycled paper and available as a single or in bulk quantities. It's a perfect card for your dirty-minded friends - especially married men, who have probably had this exact conversation with their wives.

There's more than one way to have a Happy Birthday. Just seek out a better proposal, open wide and enjoy. This and many more dirty birthday cards are available from NobleWorks Cards, because you definitely won't find cards this funny at the grocery store.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Dentist Say Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Printed on recycled paper
Introduced: January 01, 2014
UPC: 745469055856
Availability: In Stock
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By Dee
They won't stop giggling
February 16, 2020
By Terry O.
Gresham Oregon
Shock value is priceless
January 20, 2020
I absolutely love the nobleworks cards for their “shock value “. I send out approximately 275 Christmas and Birthday cards every year and my friends and family all say the holidays or birthdays wouldn’t be the same without one of your cards......none of the cards I send out make it to the mantle or around the birthday cake due to their lack of “PG-13” but they cause great laughter all the way to the recycling bin!!
Thank you for your creativity!!
ProsRefer above
Cons Not a damn thing!!
By Rhonda
Think about it!
July 25, 2019
I’ve shown this card to a few of my friends and most of them get it right away but if you had to think about it. It’s slightly off-color but it’s really funny.
ProsIt?s a funny card without being over-the-top.
Cons You can?t give this card to a prude.
By Joe
Auburn, Washington
June 17, 2019
You guys ROCK!
By Jane
west chester, PA
February 7, 2019
Funniest card ever.
ConsNone...just give to a fun adult.
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