Learned From My Mom: Humorous Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 5463
Cover Reads:
Everything I Know I Learned From My Mom: My Mother Taught Me Religion - You'd Better Pray That Will Come Out Of The Carpet. My Mother Taught Me Logic: Because I Said So, That's Why. My Mother Taught Me Foresight: Make Sure You Wear Clean Underwear In Case You're In An Accident. My Mother Taught Me Irony: Keep Crying And I'll Give You Something To Cry About. My Mother Taught Me About Stamina: You Sit There Until All That Spinach Is Gone. My Mother Taught Me About Receiving: You Are Going To Get It When You Get Home. My Mother Taught Me About Medical Science: If You Don't Stop Crossing Your Eyes, They Are Going To Freeze That Way. My Mother Taught Me About Justice....
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday To The Smartest Mom.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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There's a lot to learn, but the only thing you need to know today is that this card is perfect for that upcoming birthday!

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Learned From My Mom
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
May 15, 2009
In Stock