Few Sheets: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

First things first - as in, Number Two. An Egyptologist puts his career on hold because he can't hold it in, as comically, historically and hysterically pictured, captured and explained on this pharaoh funny Birthday card. Any of your friends, family members and colleagues who have a good sense of humor and a fear of running out of toilet paper will be laughing their asses off when you dig up this hilarious, TP raiding, mummy greeting in happy swiping honor of their latest Birthday.