I'm not sure about you, but if I was to see a 'Mount Tushy' that looked like a big ass, I don't think I would go too close... Let alone dare to climb it. If you want to be a blast, you can give this funny Birthday greeting card from NobleWorks to one of your 'gassy' friends to help them celebrate their special day with laughter. Of course then you would need to tell them you are ready to go for that hill climb. At least they will like the fact that you put yourself right into their category by referring to yourself as an 'Old Geezer'.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches