Middle Aged Lesbian: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: 5179
Cover Reads:
Extra Monogamous Middle Aged Lesbian. Removes Cat Odors. Special Plaid Enhancer Formula! Doubles As Motorcycle Shine 'n' Wax! Now! 16 Ex-Girlfriends!
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday. You Go, Girl!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Wishing a middle-aged lesbian a happy birthday is no easy feat, but this funny birthday greeting tells it all. From extra monogamy, to removing cat odors, the formula even doubles as motorcycle shine and wax.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Middle Aged Lesbian
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Made in USA
Introduced:
October 30, 2014
UPC:
745469051797
Availability:
In Stock
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