Mama can really do it all, can't she!? The wonder woman is so talented that even her saliva is bottled and sold as an all-around cleaner. At least, that's the happy, hilarious, warm, witty message on this bright, bold, useful Mom B-Day joke card. In vivid, vibrant yellow, green, red, white and washable, Ma gets polished up until she shines and beams with joy, when she gets gifted this mirthful, marvelous, mater-related bodily fluid greeting card of good cheer and wet kisses. Come clean about your love and admiration for super Mom on her big special day!