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Wake Up at 7: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 4819
Cover Reads: At 60 You Feel Like You Always Have To Pee And You Stand At The Toilet And Nothing Comes Out! When You're 70 You Can't Have A Bowel Movement! You Eat Bran, Take Laxatives, And Nothing Comes Out! 80 Is The Worst! You Pee Every Morning At Six, Followed By A Bowel Movement At Six Thirty! What's So Bad About That!
Inside Reads: I Don't Wake Up Until 7:00! Wake Up. It's Time For Your Birthday!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Funny Birthday Greeting Card by Daniel Collins from - Wake Up at 7 image 1Funny Birthday Greeting Card by Daniel Collins from - Wake Up at 7 image 2

Occasion: Birthday

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It will not make any difference how old a person is, they will find this funny card from NobleWorks to be hilarious. If they are anywhere near the 60 year mark then they might already be able to relate to standing in front of the toilet and nothing happens. Of course many people do not have to be anywhere close to 70 years old to relate to eating bran, and taking laxatives and still not having a bowel movement. Life has a way of constipating some. And as for being 80 years old...well, let's hope none of our friends can relate to that.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Wake Up at 7 Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Daniel Collins
Credit: Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: February 15, 2011
UPC: 745469048193
Availability: In Stock
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