You've heard parents make the comment, "Kids grow up so fast". While this statement holds true, you typically wouldn't picture the sort of things that Daniel Collins has depicted in this hilarious Birthday greeting card from NobleWorks. Everyone knows that their children will at least try some things that they wish they wouldn't. Usually you wouldn't expect these little tykes to be drinking until they puke, smoking a bong, or slapping the crap out of another little child when they're this small. And you really wouldn't expect them to be table dancing for the opposite sex. But then again, kids do grow up faster than we ever dreamed of... so who knows what type of shit they might do.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches